"This has been an experience I’ll hold very close to my heart. These are memories I’ll wrap myself in when the world gets cold and when I forget that there are people who are warm and caring. Your friendship was something I never expected at this point in my life… I love you… always… You’re angels, all of you… You’ll always be my sisters… always."
Dorothy Zbornak, The Golden Girls

Who the hell says thrice?
  • Dorothy: Yeah, but the lyrics don’t make any sense! I mean, it goes, “Miami is nice. So I’ll say it twice.”
  • Rose: Oh, I see your point. Well, what about this: “Miami is nice. So I’ll say it thrice!”
  • Dorothy: Thrice?! Who the hell says thrice?!
  • Rose: It’s a word!
  • Dorothy: So is interuterine. It does not belong in a song.
  • Rose: Miami, you’re cuter than, an interuterine…

I’m so happy someone made a gif for this! I love this little scene so much! That caterer was the most memorable extra I know from Golden Girls!

Max Weinstock: [informing the gay caterer the wedding is cancelled because of Dorothy] She doesn’t approve. 
Caterer: She doesn’t approve? Now look here, stretch. I have a hundred cheese puffs and a sensitive assistant both on the verge of collapse. Whatever the problem is, overlook it. My mother did with my marriage. 
[Dorothy looks at him] 
Caterer: And if you say something smart, I’ll slap you silly. 


Grammar lesson...
  • Blanche: You go to Dorothy if you have grammar you want help with.
  • Dorothy: You ended that sentence with a preposition just to plague me.
  • Blanche: What would I do that for?
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